Guard No Fart Zone Metal Sign - 28" Round

The artwork presents a smiling uniformed guard in a crisp blue outfit, white gloves, and peaked cap, raising one hand in a firm stop gesture. In his other hand, he holds a bright yellow shield-shaped placard with bold black block lettering that reads NO FART ZONE. The teal background, black outer border, red accent ring, and high-contrast cartoon shading give the image a retro illustration look with a clean novelty punchline. It fits right in with metal signs with funny sayings, while keeping the composition clear and graphic.

The humor is direct and visual: authority-pose guard, oversized warning badge, and clear typography. The color palette leans classic retro advertising, with saturated blues, yellows, and teal set off by heavy black outlines. For a garage, workshop, showroom, office, game room, or man cave, the artwork adds a lighthearted warning graphic with a vintage wall-art feel.

Specifications

• Measurements: 28 inches by 28 inches
• Weight: 7.53 pounds
• Made after ordered
• Made in the USA
• Heavy 24 gauge American steel is laser cut and primed then the design is baked on to the metal using sublimation
• Pre-drilled and riveted for easy hanging

The craftsmanship is focused on clean preparation, crisp image transfer, and a finished presentation that lets the retro humor read clearly. No extra visual clutter - just the guard, the warning badge, and the joke delivered with classic illustrated style.